So full

Just got back from eating with Ed at Heroes in Fullerton. Man, they're burgers are huge. Not only are they wide, but it was also tall.

We watched the New England vs. Buffalo game, then Lakers vs. Bulls. Tom Brady looked as handsome as ever. We talked about where Kobe would want to play basketball if he were to leave the Lakers. Ed said that he could only see Kobe wanting to live in a place like Chicago or New York. And since Kobe really, really liked LA, he also considered the Clippers. All he has to do is change lockers. At least Kobe likes LA, unlike some people (*Shaq*). I was seriously offended when Shaq said LA was a "fake" city and that Miami was "real." What-ever!

LOL, and it was funny because Ed was talking about pivoting and he was explaining what it meant. And I was interrupting him like, "Hey, I know what 'pivoting' means! You don't have to explain. I know how to play basketball." And he was like, "No, I'm not talking about basketball pivoting." And he explained how it was a term for a way a guy would get a girl. Essentially, it would be a way for Ed to pick up girls with me around.

www.urbandictionary.com

"A hot chick a guy will bring with him to a social outing to make him seem cooler to other chicks. Generally she is just friends with the guy and knows she is mainly there to help him get some e-z pussy.

Dude, I love Steph! I used her as a pivot last night and I got to fuck this really hot chick and her mom!"

I guess that's me, the "hot chick."