My boss is too funny

Remember the MySpace ex-bf and ex-gf that we're trying to find? Well, my boss was telling me I should MySpace the bf to ask him where he is and to be a slut about it: "Hey, X. I've been trying to reach you. My legs are up in the air. You want to kick boots?" My boss has no shame. LOL, I was laughing so hard. It'd be funny if I wrote: "Hey X, can you tell me where you live so I can visit you?" It'd be funny if I actually do show up to his place to see if he actually lives there and then tell his lawyer where he is.