I love insulting people's favorite team!

So Erica loves hockey. She loves the Colorado Avalanche and the Minnesota Wild (because she has a huge crush on Martin Skoula). I wrote this on her wall last night:

Okay, Erica, let's get a few things straight:

1. Avs suck (I don't trust teams that are named after natural events)
2. Wilds suck (I have relatives from Minnesota and I realized that anything from Minnesota sucks)
3. Skoula sucks beyond belief (He was born in a country that doesn't even exist anymore!)

A Simpson quote that summarizes my point: "That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

Bring it on! Prove me wrong, point by point!

Ahhh, that felt good.