Allocating my assets...

If "allocating my assets" makes you think about body parts, then you have no idea what I'm talking about...

I've been thinking about my finances and different ways to allocate my assets. I'm thinking 80% in stocks (45% in large-cap, 20% mid-cap, 15% small-cap, 10% international), 15% bonds, and 5% cash. I don't know.................................. maybe I should talk to my financial advisor, Claude. Maybe I'll name my first child after him: Claude for a boy or Claudia for a girl.