The Reef and the Cockroach

So last night was the Christmas dinner at The Reef with my buddies. It was a very nice, fancy restaurant with great food... although while we were waiting for our food a cockroach just appeared out of nowhere in front of Kenneth. Then it walked around the table and walked onto my glass. We called a waiter over and he was like, "OMG, I'm so sorry" and took my glass away. He later came back and apologized again. It wasn't a big deal to me. I was like, "Oh, it's ok" because I knew he was genuinely sorry for what happened. And it was a clean restaurant so I wasn't worried about the quality of the food at all. It had a great view of the waterfront and we all had a great time.

Let's see... our conversations ranged from conjoined twins who die in the womb, but are still attached to the living twin (like the girl from India whose conjoined/parasitic twin died and she ended up having 4 arms and 4 legs). Then there was this guy who was made fun of all his life for possibly being pregnant because he had a big belly, and once they did surgery they did find a fetus human inside... turns out it was his dead twin brother! We also talked about rollercoasters and getting decapitated if you don't sit in your seat correctly and I told them about the girl at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom whose feet were cut at the ankle when a loose wire whipped through her ankles while she was on a ride. That just makes me cringe and I like living life on the edge by riding rollercoasters. Oh yeah and Kenneth's friend Summer talked about how Tom Brady was NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL. Like, she saw him for the first time and was not impressed. I was shocked at first... how can anyone say that?

Summer: Yeah, and he's known for dating a lot of hot women.
Me: Yeah, he is dating Gisele Bundchen right now.
Summer: What? I thought he was dating Jessica Simpson.
Me: OH NO! You're thinking of Tony Romo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES, TONY ROMO IS SOOOOOOO NOT CUTE. THAT'S WHO YOU'RE THINKING OF. TOM BRADY IS THE HOT ONE. Yeah, Tony Romo has dated Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears (for like a weekend), and now he's dating Jessica Simpson.
Summer: OHHHHHHHHHHHH! His ears stick out, right?
Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! That's Tony Romo!

I think the highlight of the evening was when Parle and I busted out laughing when Ludy was buttering her bread. Oh, Ludy... the way you butter bread while you talk is just hilarious.

The quote of the night came from Kenneth after Parle kept asking him about his friend Renzo. She kept going on and on about how she liked his style, and how cute he was and Kenneth doesn't really talk to him anymore so while he was eating, he said, "I think I just threw up little."