I'm so stoked

Dearest Diary,

I'm really going to enjoy coming home to write in this blog so that I can let out all my thoughts and emotions. It'll be a great place to talk about fashion, entertainment, and all the drama in my life (threesomes, deceptions, backstabbing, etc.). I can let out all my anger and frustrations or share my thrills and excitement.

Moving on...

I was really bored yesterday and was browsing through www.thefacebook.com and thinking of random people I haven't heard of seen in ages. So like, I decided to put my elementary school friend's name in. oH mY gOd... her name came up. She was my bestest bestest friend ever in elementary school. I don't remember how we became friends though. I just know we had class together from 1st to 4th grade. She was SO smart. I wanted her brain so that I could have 2 brains because my mom said that 2 heads are better than one so I thought 2 brains would be too! I wanted to drain her intelligence into me so I could be the smartest person ever. Anyway, she left after 4th grade to go to another school because her mom thought it was a better school for her. Her older sister stayed behind though. Her sister, her, and I were in the same grade because they were only like 11 months apart. But yeah, we totally lost touch with each other.

So anyway, I messaged her and was like:
Hey! I was just trying to think of people that I haven't seen in a long time and thought of searching for you. How have you been? Wow, I really don't know how long it's been since I've seen you. I know I've seen you once in awhile at the park, the library, or McDonald's. I'll always remember you as being my best friend in elementary school. I hope you're doing well. Tell me what you've been up to all these years.

And she messaged me:
Wow! I'm so surprised. I can't believe we'd ever get in contact again. It's only once in a blue moon that I ever check up on this. I'm good, doing well. It's been years, maybe a bit too long. How are you doing? I remember too. :) Aw dang, I gotta go, but hold up. I'll write some more later okay?

I was like so surprised how she said "dang" and "hold up." I never imagined her using those words. It's nothing bad, just surprising... you know? Like, did she turn out ghetto or something? I knew most of my elementary school friends turned out to be pregnant, addicted to sex and/or drugs, or whatever. But I don't think she turned out that way... or did she?

Anyway, I have to go paint by toenails pink... I'm audi.